if it's night you want
we have plenty of night
around here

it creeps in the alleyways
oozes into bottles of beer

night? get plenty of that
around here

if it's traffic you want
traffic is everywhere you
drive your car

lines of boxes on wheels
with smiles that exhaust
makes for a golden smaug

traffic?  well, we got that
around here

if it's love you want
plenty of that
around here

it struts the street
calls your name
smiles so sweet
and walks away

love?  sure, you can find that for sale
around here

(could this be the bridge?)
people you want? we got plenty of people
around here

they hate you from a thousand miles away
the pink shirt you're wearing was made
by slaves
the saleswoman smiles toothy
and says "that looks gooooood on you"

people?  sure, throw a rock and you'll hit one
around here

if it's night you want
we have plenty of night
around here

it creeps in the alleyways
oozes into bottles of beer

night? get plenty of that
around here